06/22/2024

"You just bought eggs. Look at it." Lin Cheng handed the bag of bloody eggs on the table to the city guest.

"What is this?"
"How can I know what it is if you don’t look at it yourself?"
The clerk looked at it for a while. "Did you buy something else and spill blood in it?"
Lin Cheng listened to great anger "what the hell? You sell things badly and find fault with customers. "Lin Cheng said that he wanted to put these eggs on the heads of two sophists, but he did not start work for the time being for fear of destroying the evidence.
"This is definitely not an egg. It must be dipped somewhere else." The clerk still took out his sophistry.
Lin Cheng is already on the verge of rage. Lin Cheng is ready to use force to get justice for this kind of deception.
Another member may see Lin Cheng already brewing anger and rushing to the square at the edge of the fire. "What did you say that this egg was bought here? Is there any evidence? "
Lin Cheng pointed out that the egg bag had not been rubbed by the price tag clerk for ten minutes and then carefully read the tag for ten minutes. "There is no shopping * * We have to bring the shopping receipt here."
When Shen Meijun heard that she wanted to buy a small ticket, she tossed and turned to find out the shopping * * and handed it to the clerk. It was strange to see things, and Nuo Nuo couldn’t say anything. I don’t know what reason to look for.
"I just want to make a statement for myself that you should sell such disgusting things in such a big market." Shen Meijun speaks with a kind of harmony and tolerance, and her beautiful face is awe-inspiring and inviolable. The expressionist can’t help but feel flustered. It may be because Shen Meijun is so beautiful, or it may be because Shen Meijun said it makes sense, or they also saw it. This is to buy from their city without even opening the seal, and there is no sign of playing at all. They also never quibble.
At this time, it was the clerk next to me who cleared the gap for the one just now. "Wait for me and ask the manager what to do?" He picked up the line and dialed the manager’s words.
The manager came soon after receiving the message, which is obviously not far from here.
When the manager came, he picked up the bag of eggs, looked left and right, and compared it with the shopping receipt that Shen Meijun had just handed over until he was sure that the bag of eggs had not been sealed and the outer packaging was not damaged, and that the bloodshot in the egg white was not injected with human needles and other things. The manager looked up at Lin Cheng and Shen Meijun. "Did you take your eggs in our big basket?"
"Yes" Shen Meijun nodded.
"Eggs in our city are purchased every day, and they are usually sold on the same day-even if there is a little left, it will never be sold out in two days. It is definitely not that our eggs are not fresh. This is beyond doubt, but now that the eggs are in this situation, I wonder if it is the time when the mother eggs just come to menstruation?" The manager of the city told another joke, a big joke that made Lin Cheng and Shen Meijun laugh and cry.
Just now, Lin Chenggong played this joke with Shen Meijun, but Lin Chenggong was joking. He also suddenly thought of this joke. Because the eggs came out of the chicken’s ass, he imagined that the hen was menstruating, so it was such a joke.
But as we all know, it’s not clear whether hens come to menstruation, but it’s a little certain that no one has seen hens wearing sanitary napkins.
The joke that hens come to menstruation is Lin Cheng’s original creation. Now I am very angry to see someone copying Lin Cheng. "Does your hen come to menstruation?" I wonder if you have your period, too. "
Lin Cheng spoke without a smile, but there was a faint anger rising. If the manager was joking, it would be all right, but the manager didn’t seem to be joking at all and seemed to have profound opinions on hen research.
Lin Cheng really wants to buckle this bag of bloody eggs to the manager’s face so that he can taste the taste of menstruation, and it is because of his face.
Lin Cheng hasn’t put it into action yet. At this time, two young people who are also wearing big embellish vests have a northeast accent. When they heard the manager’s hen coming to menstruation and defended it, they immediately became furious. "* * Your hen came to menstruation" took the bag of eggs from the manager’s hand and smashed it in the manager’s face.
There are two machine punches in the middle of the city egg bomb. Just now, Shen Meijun took care not to spill it. Now, with this falling force, the whole bag is perforated, which makes the city manager stunned for a long time before saying, "You, you, you, how do you hit people?"
"It’s light to hit you. You should smash it if you deceive people like this."
It was just at the door that the two washings cheated them into thinking about what was going on when they saw Lin Cheng go back and forth. Just today, the business was stirred up by Lin Cheng, and they were too lazy to do it. Just come and look at the stuff, and soon they heard the amazing remarks of the city manager that the hen was menstruating.
Come to their northeast humanity, honest and frank has a saying and loves to joke, but jokes should be like jokes. They are not such importunate jokes, and people can’t hold back the fire as soon as they listen. Hu said that they can’t hold back the fire immediately. Plus, the parties involved in the incident are Lin Chengshi’s rare martial arts experts. They also tried to curry favor with the manager’s words and immediately made a sudden snatch and took the eggs and smashed them in the face of the city manager.
These two people don’t start work. Lin Cheng intends to do it himself. Although Lin Cheng has good self-restraint, he still importune and shirk responsibility when he encounters this kind of ignorance. No one can suppress the fire.
What Shen Meijun saw was that she had just cheated herself into buying washing water. The two cheats were also one leng. In her mind, they had no contact. I didn’t expect these two people to make moves.
At this time, there has been a big circle around, and the masses all walked by after checking out and stopped to see the excitement.
I heard the manager’s phrase "the hen is menstruating" and accused the manager of coming late, but I didn’t hear the incident. I also asked people around me what was going on. Everyone knew that the city was shirking its responsibility and accused the city of doing things improperly.
Some people who bought eggs hit their egg bags one after another, took them out and broke a few eggs to see if there was bloodshot, and many such eggs were found on the scene.
Everyone took out their eggs and rushed to the city manager to ask for an explanation.
The city manager is good at rambling and making things up, but that’s just a case of saying something without doing it. Once someone does it, the manager will wither and be stung immediately, and his clever tongue will be lost, so he can’t say a word when surrounded by so many people.
Everyone clamored for returns. Although the manager was smashed in an egg bag, his face was clear, white and red, and he became a painted cat, but he was not seriously injured, but he could hit people in the head and short circuit. This was proved by several corrupt officials.
"return"
"return"
"This city deceives fake egg."
The crowd is getting louder and louder, and there are more and more people around the city station. It is natural that people are excited when they buy eggs. Many people don’t buy them and watch the fun. The bigger the noise, the more attractive it will be.
The bigger the bureau, the more lively it is.
This manager is faced with two unreasonable northeast people and a group of people who are excited. He has nowhere to find someone to reason with, and he must deal with this situation immediately, otherwise it will be a great blow to his reputation and personal prestige.
51 fire bus one more
? The supermarket manager had no choice but to return all the eggs, including the bag thrown at him. The egg department returned the money, and the amount of money should be refunded with a receipt.
It is really disgusting that no one will go back to eat such eggs.
After the money was refunded, a good person called the Municipal Bureau of Technical and Quality Supervision and asked to send someone to see that such a big supermarket actually sold menstrual eggs.
The technical supervision bureau hasn’t arrived at Qilu Evening News yet, but the reporters have arrived first, and it’s also late to urge the technical quality supervision bureau. However, it’s impossible for a reporter to play tricks in the Municipal Technical Supervision Bureau and go back to the appraisal honestly, and the newspaper will also do follow-up reports.
The original thing is over here, but it happened that a reporter knew Lin Cheng, who established the martial arts association and captured four armed robbers to defeat the Japanese sumo master Ichir Watanabe Wulin warrior at a banquet. Although her name was not Lin Cheng, she didn’t know how easy it was for Lin Cheng to defeat Ichir Watanabe, but she knew Lin Cheng.
Lin Cheng is indeed qualified as a warrior. The ancients said that although the national chivalrous master captured four robbers, it was not enough to call him a national, but Lin Cheng’s integrity was indeed called a warrior.
When Lin Cheng left, he politely said goodbye to the reporter and was friendly at the same time. He nodded to two northeast people selling fake shampoo and took a bus back to school with a supermarket refund of ten yuan.
At this time, it is already more than 5: 30, which is the most crowded time for the bus, but fortunately, the bag of eggs just now was returned. Otherwise, it is really impossible to ensure that the eggs are intact when going back.
But at least it was a crowded bus, and there were two big bags of things, just one in each hand and no place to sit, let alone sit, so the place was brighter.
Shen Meijun naturally doesn’t have Lin Cheng’s suffocating abdomen legs, as if rooted in the earth. She doesn’t have a hand left or right. She can hold Lin Cheng’s arm tightly with one hand and hold her steady.
Lin Cheng takes practicing anywhere as a habit, and the bus is no exception. Two big plastic bags are handed over with both hands, and they don’t grasp the fixed railing. So, their legs are slightly bent, as if they are deeply rooted in the earth and trees, beating me with the wind and rain.
In fact, Lin Cheng didn’t move. If you look closely, you will find that Lin Cheng’s feet didn’t move, but his body is like duckweed in the water, which naturally shakes slightly with the driver braking. Even Lin Cheng’s body shakes slightly with the uneven transmission force between the engine piston and crankshaft.
The principle of the engine is that the combustion of oil-gas mixture pushes the piston to do work, and then drives the connecting rod and crankshaft to generate power. The engine ranges from two cylinders of motorcycle to twelve cylinders of limousine, while buses are generally four-cylinder diesel engines. The combustion of these four cylinders is generally not very uniform, especially after running for several years. The uneven output power response of the car has a subtle difference in the crankshaft connecting rod. This subtle difference can be heard by old drivers when they listen to the engine sound, but it can be felt more by a listening expert like Lin Cheng.
Next to Shen Meijun, I grabbed Lin Cheng’s sleeve with one hand. Now I have grasped Lin Cheng’s sleeve with both hands. Lin Cheng can feel Shen Meijun’s pounding heart without just listening.
In fact, it is quite difficult for Shen Meijun, who has no love experience, to make this step. She grabs Lin Cheng’s arm, which requires her to get up the greatest courage in her life. Shen Meijun has never been in love and doesn’t know how to talk about love. She can learn from listening to the dormitory discussion moves at night.

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